THIS WAS LITERALLY HEART BREAKING
apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend
i think its the season finale
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There’s 104 days of summer vacation…
i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing
PRAISE BE
When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.
Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh
SIGNAL BOOST
if you guys see that link going around that says you can read 50 shades of grey for free
DON’T CLICK IT
it will bring you to a site where you can read 50 shades of grey for free
why do dads sneeze so loud
Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.
please unmute this vine, I swear
For once, it would be nice to feel confident about how someone feels about me. To be like “I absolutely am sure that this person likes me and enjoys my presence and wishes to keep me as a friend” idk I wish that wasn’t such a rare thing but it is.
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